gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021

Parents

People who think bullying is ok as long as it's done by them. If you're a parent reading this, you're probably about to write your own definition about how "you're doing it for our own good" or that "you are trying to help save our asses" Don't waste your time. Everyone can see through your bullshit. You are just trying to justify that our suffering is a good thing. I myself have asian parents and for some reason, a lot of other parents seem to like asian parents because they get shit done and raise smart, disciplined kids. No bitch. Discipline does not mean passively accepting someone mentally and sometimes even physically abusing you. I've been told in the past that the only reason I am smart and talented at everything is because my parents pressured me to be that way. I can't remember the last time my parents have ever done or taught anything useful for me besides going to work and serving me. When they try, it's often overused, recycled garbage that I could've figured out myself. I think the main reason people like asian parents is because of the way they present themselves. They are seen as badasses who get whatever they want whenever they want. In other words, they're assholes who can get away with it.

All these cocksuckers from other cultures want to suck up to these asian parent assholes so they don't have to take the responsibility of being a good parent. By the way asian kids are not smarter than anyone else. That stereotype is bullshit. They are just more likely to become doctors. Asian parents also have a tendency to act like they are more logical and scientific than anyone else on the planet even though they don't know shit about anything. I blame the whole "logical nerd who doesn't care about feelings" cliché on them. The worst thing you can do is try to please people with this kind of condescending attitude. I think asian parents and anyone who tries to act like them deserve to be abused by their boss.Asian dad: Son, did you do your homework?

Me: *frowns and walks away
Asian mom: Hey. Why is he ignoring you. Answer him.
Asian dad: No, that's okay. I don't care about him. As long as he is doing his work I'm fine. I aM sCiEnCe MaN. I dOn'T cArE aBoUt FeElInGs. oooohhhhhhh. *fart

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Parents

Something you will never have

Do you have parents?

by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024

Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Parental Alienation

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.

My son feels that way about me because of his mom’s parental alienation.

by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024