Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

enraged panda sex

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

Princess Panda

A certain type high maintenance woman, who thinks she is low maintenance. She is of mixed descent, Part black, part white, part Asian, and chubby.

There is my wife, in her Louboutain shoes. She is a Princess Panda.

by Wesley Ryan May 25, 2018

Mewing pancake

When you creampie a bitch the slap her pussy bam mewing pancake

The bitched got mewing pancaked

by Dixeyahahw June 7, 2018

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

sad pancake

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018