Panda Mask

Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda

My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask

by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009

Disgruntled Panda

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012

sad panda

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

whoisthepanda.com

Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Panda

When you run up a wall and do a backflip.

wanna see me do a Panda

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.

man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.

by daxterrific April 6, 2010

pandaganda

Pandaganda is the process by which Google has used it's Panda SEO update to succumb to propaganda sites. Sites that spew propaganda, like many major news sites, are now at the top of search because of Pandaganda. These sites get social buzz. That social buzz is like the new backlinking.

Google has engaged in Pandaganda, allowing major news sites to influence search. Since Pandaganda uses sites that have followers already brainwashed by propaganda, the Panda search rank update reinforces this propaganda. Social buzz, by which followers of these sites "like" or thumb up sites, actually results in propaganda sites being more popular on Google search, hence the word, pandaganda.

by Bgamall May 2, 2011