earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 5, 2008

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

peanut pounder

When you stick your cock into an elephants ass and your dicks covered in elepehant shit

Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an elephant.

John likes to peanut pound.

Ozzie is a peanut pounder

by 141423154 62-4123 February 24, 2009

pickle pouncer

Self explanatory, the pickle being a penis.

Don't be such a pickle pouncer, you dirty whore.

by Ja`mie February 4, 2009

Dream Pounce

This is a video game term from "Left 4 Dead". When playing a Versus match, as a Hunter, you land a pounce from a high rooftop on a survivor that results in impact damage of 20+ to achieve a "Dream Pounce".

I just landed a 23 point Dream Pounce on that survivor!

by wubang3r November 29, 2009

Punani Pouncer

To sneek up and pounce a va-jay-jay.

I was a punani pouncer last night! My girl never saw it coming.

by Shane S Smith December 6, 2009

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010