A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.
by Gabrielak December 20, 2021
by UkieHacker March 10, 2021
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 08, 2019
bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 05, 2009
1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 04, 2024
by Plankboy February 05, 2021
when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023