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"what non-car people just don't get they see a car as just 2 and a half tons of metal glass wire and rubber but what car people think that car is a living entity other than the Toyota corolla but that's what non-car people don't get"
a famos qoute by Jeremy Clarkson
this is what noncar people just dont get
by NIHYAH May 18, 2022
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Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.
Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!
by salder20 May 30, 2022
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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lanky nonce

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad
by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022
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Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat
“She 12 you Snapchat nonce
by Jamesbev January 11, 2023
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pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.
Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce
by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023
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Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga
“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”
by gaveen123 May 3, 2023
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