nobfuck

a fucking idiot

don't steal my ball you nobfuck

by Daveboy j December 17, 2008

Nobbied

To be blind drunk, intoxicated

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

by The Course Man October 10, 2019

nobullets

an annoying fat cunt

“you know alex?”
“yea, what about them”
“hes such a nobullets”

by mialuvscatz September 6, 2021

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

Hob Nobing

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!

A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.

by hobnobing July 16, 2013

Dr. Nobgobbler

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.

Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.

by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013