Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Cheese ball

A person who is ginger and has a round head

“Look at him, he looks like a cheese ball “

by Beanstean November 1, 2017

awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.

cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*

by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011

Cheese Water

When you put American Cheese in water then microwave it it becomes Cheese Water

Bruh Jeremy made some good ass Cheese Water

by Sebastian💀 April 3, 2019

Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.

Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!

by Boss_Man222 March 16, 2017

Cheese Plane

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.

A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?

by morsemann April 27, 2008

Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.

Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!

by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010