by Artem_the_kid August 23, 2008
by Joe May 21, 2006
The act of someone acting like a complete retard only to destroy his own reputation in attempt to gaining one
by IamPerson1 December 29, 2009
by RossBC August 28, 2005
"Halo 2 is alot like Halo 1, except it's Halo 1 on fire going 120 miles per hour through a hospital zone chased by helicopters and ninjas. And the ninjas are all on fire too."
-Jason Jones
-Jason Jones
by Zuka July 14, 2004
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
by Chris A. P. February 08, 2007
originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead
by conotyui January 15, 2011