The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009

covid vaccine munchies

Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm

"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."

by HeavyDrama May 28, 2021

Munching

"munching" formally known as "mingling" is when girls act sexy in front of you to get attention. Their motive is to make others feel jealous and to get you to spend more money on them. It's typically seen at bars and is annoying as fuck. These girls offer nothing to society and will only have sex with you once they have you under their fucking finger. Stay away from girls who are munching.

"Hey todd did you ever get that girls number last night?"
"No she was fucking munching so I punched her in the camel toe"

by 24Jumpstreet22 December 19, 2014

Michigan

The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.

USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.

by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 12, 2009

munchie

a squirrel

I hope that munchie over there doesn't have rabies because it just bit me in the ass

by Phylis Groine March 26, 2003

Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by mark May 7, 2005