mosessexual

Someone who loves her boyfriend Moses

Mostly girls named Christina

I’m a mosessexual

by The one595948 July 2, 2023

Moss

The best block in minecraft

Friend 1 : oh jeez where did they go
Friend 2 : (over phone call) MOSS!!!
Friend 1: …they found moss…

by You_Lost_The_Game July 3, 2023

Mossidon

Type of person who nobody will ever talk to, annoying, yaps alot and generally will never have any friends. A mossidon usually has an overbite, small eyes and an annoying face which needs to get punched

My new classmate is such a mossidon I hope he never talks to me

by ZeGMann July 17, 2024

mossed

erect, bricked up

"my slauncher mossed as hell"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition

Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.

by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023