pepper monkey

A person who uses excessive amounts of pepper (black or white) on the food they prepare.

Term first used on Top Chef Season 1 to described an over peppered dish.
The cook is a serious pepper monkey.
by wingsabre February 15, 2007
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cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
by steven Darity February 01, 2008
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monkey blood

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."
by northnog January 21, 2012
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Monkey up

Mess something up. Probably influenced by similar phrases like "monkey around with," "monkey business," and "throw a monkey wrench into." Possibly used as a euphemism for "muck up" by people who consider that already-euphemistic phrase too similar to "fuck up."

The phrase does not have any racial implications, though some have called it a "racist dog-whistle" referring to black people. The dog-whistle metaphor is apt because only a racist who secretly equates monkeys with black people would hear this phrase as having a racial dimension.
"The more you try to do certain things, the more you monkey it up." (Henry Homeyer, "Notes from the Garden," 2003)

"All I did was monkey it up." (filmmaker Kevin Smith, "My Boring-Ass Life," 2007)

"The last thing we need to do is monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases and bankrupting the state." (Congressman Ron DeSantis, 2018)

A: "I've never heard the phrase 'monkey something up'."
B: "That's funny because it has more than 400,000 Google hits, even excluding the quote from Ron DeSantis."
A: "You're right. My Internet research shows it's disproportionately used on repair-related forums, like 'I'm betting the alignment shop monkeyed it up' and 'You monkeyed it up with the vise jaws.' This supports the association with 'monkey wrench' and further discredits the claim that 'monkey up' is a racial slur."
by EmilyW August 30, 2018
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Wolf Monkey

B: Ayo cuz, what was ol' girl pussy like?
O: Man, that broad had a Wolf Monkey. That shit was nasty, I ain't even hit.
by OROC April 02, 2009
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fuck monkey

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
by Dom Drums March 23, 2006
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dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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