second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

merry month of masturbation

March

man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 11, 2015

Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.

Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

Must Masturbate March

The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.

im failing school because of must masturbate march

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021