Monkey Workers

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

MONKEY ARM

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK

Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.

by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT June 13, 2011

monkey on your back

To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.

Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

Monkey Shit

Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.

Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???

by kilimonster March 21, 2010

monkey suit

A uniform.

Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.

by trukidlaw August 23, 2009

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

MONKEY LIPPED BITCH

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.

"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"

by skullme January 11, 2009