Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

Master Race

Master Race is a term usually associated with PC Gamers who believe that PC is superior for gaming next to consoles. They are correct of course, as budget builds easily over perform consoles for the same price. Unfortunately for the Master Race many of them are overly defensive of PC and will insult console users, calling them peasants and trying to convince them to "ascend". Sadly most console gamers think Gaming PCs cost 1000s and are useless since "the human eye can only see 30 fps" ironically consoles don't reach 30 fps often.

Fucking Master Race think that a fucking PC is better than my XBox One, since all PCs are overpriced and $3000+ XBox and PlayStation are always better

by Useless Trash April 12, 2017

masterba!ter

A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.

Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.

by aldin September 27, 2007

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

masterbacrastinating

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

by Rayquisha November 28, 2007

fackin' like a master

It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.

Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.

by Patrick May September 3, 2004