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Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.
Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.
by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022
mugGet the Mingeingmug.

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016
mugGet the cobweb mingemug.

Minge

a car
brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey
by jxrdan January 19, 2021
mugGet the Mingemug.

Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.
Ming is a good girl
by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mingmug.

Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.
Nash is a pyar ming.
by Gbar November 26, 2017
mugGet the Mingmug.

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019
mugGet the Minge Mucusmug.

Minge

British slang for vagina, or another slang word pussy.
The Female body part vagina
Person: "im gonna do her hard in teh minge"
person2: "i didnt ask...gross"
by SHATTERING December 29, 2022
mugGet the Mingemug.

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