Mild

Fat piece of shit.

What the hell is that mild doing there?

by tr0greaver February 18, 2003

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

mild-to-wild

In reference to crystal-meth use, it means slamming or intravenous injection of the drug.

I like to party mild-to-wild.

by bigdaddyla December 1, 2010

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014

P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

mildew

Ta dip out when aint no honie's down for tha cut up.
To leave when your chances of a one nighter are slim to none.

"What up man, what you wando...bar-b-q or mildew?"

by QCB September 8, 2005

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011