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male orgasm

Occurs almost any time one even merely strokes a male's penis.
"A woman walked into the room and the man was thrown into instant male orgasm."
by Long Lover December 17, 2008
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mapler

A person who plays MapleStory. Probably someone addicted as well.
Mapler 1: "I TOTALLY LOVE MAPLESTORY!"

Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"

Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"
by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008
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male ale

spunk, cum, jizz, a drink of
She'll be drinking my male ale tonight.
by Matt June 19, 2006
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Alfalfa Male

A kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with.
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:

1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.

2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.

3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.

From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".
Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..."

Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".

Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."

Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".

Woman1: (eye-rolling)
by Parcerito July 14, 2011
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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011
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Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
by Cfunkt September 17, 2019
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Male Queef

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down
Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!
by Jason, Spencer, Jaime January 14, 2009
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