Five course knuckle shuffle 

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

Five course knuckle shuffle by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

Sticky Moose Knuckle 

When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.

"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?

Sticky Moose Knuckle by Happy Puppies December 29, 2018

knuckle-duster 

The less-ghetto name for brass knuckles.

Taking a hit with a knuckle-duster in the face will not be very fun.

knuckle-duster by Taikamiya June 9, 2005

knuckle kids 

The act of male masturbation using the five digits of his hand. See tissue baby.

my girlfriend's Aunt Flo is visiting so I spend my lunch break giving birth to knuckle kids.

knuckle kids by canada blows October 9, 2005

knuckle peach

a colorful word for lady parts.

imagine eating a peach, but you can only hold it with your knuckles. the result is messy, and juicy, all over your face, right? well... knuckle peach.

Betty had the sweetest knuckle peach I've ever tasted.

knuckle peach by e-card January 27, 2009

moose knucklette 

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

moose knucklette by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

knuckle fuck 

to put it simply, fisting.

i knuckle fucked three chicks and a dude last night.

knuckle fuck by holla at yall July 27, 2009