B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.

Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."

by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013

Raven's kick

When you throw or kick something towards something incredibly close and you fail horribly.

Jon: I can't believe you missed that trashcan, it was 3 feet in front of you!

Steve: I know, it was a raven's kick.

by mercurytheorem February 14, 2012

Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.

Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"

by seeinthefours January 6, 2012

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018

kick and kill

To kick (remove) a player from your party and kill them, a specialty in Albion online

Our tank has full 8.3! Let's kick and kill him when he goes down to mobs

by LOVERWOLFVIOLET17 May 6, 2023

kicking p

When you spending money on stuff you don’t own.

“You see Danny in that new car and house”

“Yeah none of that ain’t his, he renting his car and his home, he kicking p my g..”

by Plush Puppi August 16, 2023