Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 2, 2009

Jizzyfresh

The term used to define ones excitement about a specific event or action. Can also be used to disply ones ecitement about a particular member of the opposite sex.

"damn bitch, that slag's jizzyfresh"

"I got some poony last nite...was jizzyfresh"

by Joe Bloggs111 February 3, 2007

jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of

a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle

by fgh senator April 4, 2009

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

jizz comet

When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!

"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.

Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."

by Slim Jim 3:16 June 21, 2010

Jizz Pearl

whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.

I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.

by 666_swastika_white_power_666 March 29, 2011