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cold jerky

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.
The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.
by DaStrangla January 23, 2007
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Jerryism

The religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the Panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

No specific religious practices are practiced however, Jerry is known to live amoung us on Earth and all who acknowledge the many milenia year old panda are rewarded with a long and happy life.
Miranda, "What religion do follow?"
CJ, "Jerryism, but it's not just a religion. It is the definition of life. It frees ones soul."
by TheMouthOfJerry August 14, 2019
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twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.
I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.
by geodave August 27, 2013
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jerryleecooper

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
by SteveHo January 21, 2008
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Jerri

Always puts others first, the queen of kindness, full of empathy, pretty, funny, confident, and easy going. The best friend anyone could have. Loyalty and honesty are very important. Amazing lover and a true romantic. Full of love and wants to share it.
That’s a Jerri
by Just a Smitten Kitten July 15, 2018
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Jerky Boys

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!
"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg
by pro #1 August 6, 2003
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Jerrican

A: "we have no fuel anymore"
B: "Ok, I take the jerrican and I come back"
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"A jerrican and a match"
by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008
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