January 25
January 25 by moxhibear November 17, 2019
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january joiner
january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!
january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?
january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?
january joiner by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
January 1st
January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!
“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
January 1st by BallzMcFrostys October 16, 2019
January 23
January 23 by uHhhDefinitelyNOTJelly October 17, 2019
January 6
An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
January 6 by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022