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Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)
I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.
by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022
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less than jake

not okay, unsatisfactory
Person 1: How is life?

Person 2: Less than jake. I have been having a lot of problems lately.
by PterodactylWing January 19, 2012
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pulling a jake

Occurs when said boy, "jake," leads you on by coming on really strong on the front end so then you try to make plans to chill, but then he stops contacting you altogether. Said boys can usually be found on Tinder or in a frat.
1: Gosh this guy is such a douche, I tried to make plans to meet up with him, but I haven't heard back from him in like 3 hours.
2: Looks like your boy is pulling a jake, you must have met him on Tinder.
by kate_c@245 November 21, 2016
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pulling a jake harris

where he posts all over his social media accounts that he wants him to be taken somewhere specific and abbreviating that E.G:"anyone got space for whanga" usually someone will accept but wont tell him that he's actually got no space left till he's ready to go
by AGS POWER PRANKS September 10, 2018
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jake

New England affectionate slang for Firefighter. This word was first used as a reference to firemen in the early 20th century in the Greater Boston area, and it's origins are recognized as officially unknown by several authors. While it is now a widely accepted term in the fire service, it is almost exclusively used in New England, and almost exclusively used to bestow great praise and the highest levels of respect. To be called a "Good Jake" is the highest form of praise a Boston area firefighter can possibly receive from a peer.

The term "Jake" is most probably derived from the term "J-Key". The first street-corner fire alarm box system was invented and constructed in the city of Boston, and was based on a telegraph system, novel in its day. Inside each box, next to the automatic alarm mechanism that tripped when someone pulled the hook, there was a small telegraph tapper, called a telegraph key, that firemen could use to communicate back to headquarters once they arrived on scene. As time passed, many World War One veterans had become Boston firefighters, and the telegraphs that these men were familiar with were the U.S. Army issue J-3 portable telegraph key (known as the WWI "trench key"), as well as other military J-Series telegraph keys, which were all known commonly as "J-Keys". These veterans probably used this as a common slang for the keys they used inside their fire alarm boxes.

Being a "Good J-Key" probably meant a fireman who was cool under the pressure and could send clear morse code. "J-Key" was eventually shortened to "Jake", and when spread to the public, "Jake" came to be a common term for firemen in general.
My neighbor is a Boston Jake.

That guy from Ladder 29 will always be there when the going gets tough. He's a Good Jake.
by L2Jake October 27, 2005
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Jake Munro

A goth who makes YouTube videos and metal music . He also looks like he's either in extreme pain or taking a dump whenever he suppresses laughter and it's funny as fuck.
A: "have you seen the new jake munro video?"

B: "Yeah, he's such a sadist when it comes to skating fails"
by I will steal your food June 14, 2020
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Jake

by olivia_ciera January 20, 2017
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