The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.

John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."

by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010

Joshua

the best boyfriend in the whole world, Good at sports, funny, muscular and amazing. Great kisser, and a Sweetie Pie. Pure hearted. Easy to fall for and impossible to get over. The best friend ever.

"I love you forever, Joshua." said his wife, Zion.

by Joshua Carl November 23, 2010

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.

My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.

by Lindsey May 20, 2003

Joshua

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. Sweet, funny and spontaneous, he'll sweep you off your feet. Obviously been put in the 'friend zone' too many times, all he wants is the love he's never gotten. A passion for music. While he does sometimes talk about sex, it's not all that's on his mind. Knows exactly the right words to say to someone to cheer them up. A great friend. Caring, and romantic, with a great sense of humor. Has crazy beautiful eyes and an amazing smile. Loves Dana and totally wants to nail her ;)

Girl 1: You know Joshua?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, that super intelligent attractive guy?
Girl 1: Yeah. Well, guess who's dating him now?
Girl 2: I'm so jealous!

by EyesSewnShutx June 20, 2011

Josua

Filipino boy who is too skilled at singing for his own good. Has tendency to burst into song. Oftentimes pronounces things in a really retarded accent/way. Looks similar to siblings.

Stranger: THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
Jed: WTF IS THAT?
Ashley: Lol must be a Josua

by Russialia September 26, 2010

Joseph

a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.

Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.

by happygf July 26, 2010