happygf's definitions

Porncheating

When your bf or gf watches porn without you.

“I’m deciding what type of porn to watch tonight while you’re away”

“You’re porncheating on me?”

Or to Porncheat

by Happygf March 1, 2018

Joseph

a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.

Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.

by happygf July 26, 2010

Cuntinitis

Someone who is a massive cunt all the time.

Why did you leave him/her?

Cus he/she suffers constantly from cuntinitis

by Happygf June 19, 2019

Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018