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Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
by Ez-A January 10, 2012
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Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando
Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.
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free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
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Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat
"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"
by NEO LEO January 2, 2014
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Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.
I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!
by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019
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free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.
Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
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