humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration
“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”
by Soulewordemotionrescue May 16, 2022
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jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT
Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong
by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022
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goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
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22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.
"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"
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Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work
Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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