louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

hammers

1. A word used when someone is either totally ripping it, or totally sucking that day at skateboarding.
2. Landing A bad ass or really hard trick.

1. Billy- So how'd skatin the white ledges go last night? Job- hammers man... hammers...
2. Ya dude, that switch front blunt you did was major hammers.

by job - its me baggins!!! May 18, 2003

hammer

Nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

I'm from the Hammer! We invented Tim Horton's, eh?

by Hammerite December 23, 2006

hammer

The Marxist symbol representing the factory workers, the sickle representing the farmers. Together they represent the uninted Proletariat.

This has now become corrupted by greedy tyrants such as Stalin and mao, to be a symbol of corrupt, totalitarian "Communist" dictatorships.

See Hammer and Sickle

by El_Haggis September 11, 2006

Hammerhead

Term used in the cycling community for a really gung-ho athletic rider, the kind with an intense training regimen and a "need for speed." Named for their habit of dropping the hammer, or launching into unnecessary bursts of speed, particularly blowing off weaker riders in recreational group rides. In extreme cases, they've been known to blow off traffic lights and laws just to go fast. Too often matching the stock image of the athletic, lycra-clad scofflaw, they're often blamed for perpetuating a lot of ugly stereotypes about people on bikes.

"I get to the intersection on my bike, and just when I get the light, some hammerhead blows off the intersection right across my bath! He cuts me off, AND all those cars. Then they all start honking at me, even when I signal properly, because they think I'm a jerk, too. I'm just trying to get to work!"

by The Urban Husky October 30, 2011

MC Hammer

To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)

He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.

by m00 November 15, 2004

swinging hammer

A person with a penis. Commonly used to refer to a woman who turns out to be a man. Also could refer to having a large penis.

Everything was going so well with Susy, and then I found out she was swinging hammer.

by live nude girls March 18, 2010