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Hobosexual 

(Adj)
1. One who must have a homeless person for their partner.
2. One who feels sexually stimulated only by a homeless person.
Person 1: Dude you have to hear this. Last night I was going over to Jenny's house for a project that we had to finish, and I saw a bunch of men in dirty clothes in her room... they looked like homeless people.

Person 2: Oh my god... what does this mean?

Person 1: She's hobosexual.
Hobosexual by Roberto Millero January 1, 2008
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homosexuals 

straight people= homosexuals
homosexuals by wtfisfhisshit October 28, 2018

HoboSexual 

1. When you kill a homeless person, then eat holes in it's dead body, then having sex with them.

2. to get turned on by people without homes, wether it be the arousing smell, or the fine taste in clothing.
"I invited this hobo over to my house last night. We had sex. I think im a hobosexual."
HoboSexual by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

pomosexual

Person A: What do you identify as?

Jan: None of the 12 thousand identities can properly describe the inner workings of my sexual. Nor of my gender.

Person A: (inwardly) Sure, Jan.

(outwardly) Oh! So you're part of the pomosexual crowd?
pomosexual by TakiTakiRumbaa March 15, 2021

Hobosexual 

A person who is attracted to a homeless man or woman.
The school principle was a hobosexual.
Hobosexual by Jay Colon December 15, 2016

hobosexual 

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), but sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
hobosexual by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

hobosexual 

A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.
Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out