Ghosted

Basically when someone you know acts like they don't know you, or when you send text to someone (most normally when it's a question) and they just ignore the text entirely -- whether they opened it or saw it on the notification bar.

Me: Bro, I waved her -- she looked me straight in the eyes -- and she just looked away like I was some stranger.
Buddy: Yo, bro you got your ass ghosted.

Or

Me: Yo, I sent her a text and she hasn't responded. And I checked, she be online all the time, updating her status and shit, but she ain't say nothin'.
Buddy: Bruh, you getting ghosted. Forget that thot.

by Black's Eclipse January 12, 2019

Ghosted

When your so-called boo or close friend, or maybe even someone you just met, starts to ignore you. Maybe you'll text good morning, and then suddenly he/she reads it and leaves you on Read. You really suck if someone ghosted you.

(Texting)

Girl: Hey boo
Read
Girl: Bae?
Read
Girl: Are you ignoring me now Jason?
Read
*Jason's thoughts* Yes mothafucka I'm ignoring you, you pathetic slut. Get ghosted bitch

by The akfdkwdaYURyourmomsdickAHA November 1, 2018

Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Silly goose

Fucking idiot or stupid

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose

by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011

Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005