German beer

Piss. Originating from the fact that actual German beer just tastes like someone pissed in some fizzy water, also the stereotype of piss in German sex/porn. Can also be used as another term for a golden shower.

I had some pretty kinky sex last night, she was really into German beer.

by Lordcheeseman March 12, 2017

German scoop

When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.

The german scoop grew me a beard.

by The sex genius February 26, 2011

German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German White Chocolate

The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.

Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"

by xhkred August 19, 2012

German Drinking Fountain

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth

Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day

by JusticeDotCom June 09, 2010

german charlie horse

the act of punching someone in the leg, but not with a fist, with a dick.

i just gave your mom a german charlie horse

by yo mamas tits. November 01, 2009

German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.

Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.

by crustacean July 16, 2009