Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

creative financing

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

Khalid Filali

Adoumies boyfriend and lover that never leaves his side and fucks every night in his apartment.

Did you see my nigga Khalid Filali getting absolutely ass fucked by adoumie last night?

by Niggafucker500 September 10, 2020

social financial

A technology platform where your company can connect and collaborate with financial and non-financial information which allows your team insight into the company’s objectives, goals, history, and culture.

Snopsis is the first-ever social financial platform that analyzes financial data and helps companies make strategic financial decisions by connecting all the details in their company's data story.

by Snopsis September 30, 2020