Farmvillionaire

Someone who has over a million coins in FarmVille.

Thomas has no life other than getting high, listening to Deep Purple records and playing FarmVille and SNES, he's actually a Farmvillionaire now.

by italion stallion September 1, 2009

dick farmer

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick

Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.

by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007

Kiwi Farms

If Chuck E. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid, Than Kiwi Farms is where an edgelord can be an edgelord.

Person A: Hey, Did you hear about the edgelord from Kiwi Farms?!
Person B: No, There's so many that I couldn't possibly tell who your talking about!
Person A: There's an edgelord from Kiwi Farms that went to a Church with a shotgun and killed a bunch of people!
Person B: Yeah, Seems about right for a Kiwi Farms edgelord.

by Alec Bond June 28, 2021

Farmersburg

A town in Indiana. Population:50

The lamest of the lame. If you like cows and drama this might be the place for you.
Everyone knows everybody and you get no privacy.

John: Look over there.. Its a Dairy Queen, Subway, and a gas station.
Tyler: Yeah, thats all of Farmersburg for ya.

by JMFD3393 April 14, 2011

future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

nigger farmer

Farmer of niggers; one who plants a black seed into fertilized soil, and sows a nigger. Usually at growth peak in 6-12 weeks. Seeds need watermelón, Koolaid, fried chicken,and the occasional lil Wayne cd.

So, Johnny, are you an official nigger farmer now?

by Nigger farmer June 18, 2014