Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like
Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.
by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020
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fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias April 06, 2014
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Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 03, 2013
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No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.
Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February
by October 06, 2020
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chicken fap

A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.
by The Angry Wiener October 30, 2017
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