Elly Font

A stuffed animal that looks like an Elephant.
Often used as a pillow and a boyfriend.
His trunk oddly resembles cock & balls.

"WOW, He was huge! Like a total Elly Font!"

"I don't need a man, 'Ive got Elly Font."

"I don't need a pillow, I've got Elly Font."

by CRose13 March 10, 2012

a font of nothing

no servir para nada

a new girl was transferring
what do you know about her?
new girl
you are a font of nothing

by luliviviana January 21, 2014

baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 20, 2014

Strawberry Fondue

When you have sex with a girl on her period.

Bro 1: Yo dude, I totally fucked that chick last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period so it was like strawberry fondue.

by EreignsoverN January 22, 2015

Face Fondue

When a couple put fondue like edibles in their mouths and then make out

Dude, me and that chick face fondued the fuck out of each other night

by Parabol.a March 10, 2015

Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015