flagship dream

The ultimate dream

My flagship dream is to press pennies on a train track

by Sassy mama December 23, 2024

FALTS

Falts = frowned a little then stopped

Falts is an abbreviation used in texts and online to express a persons dissatisfaction with something.

Falts is the opposite of Salts

Salts = smiled a little then stopped

Alex texted her good friend Miranda Falts to express her disappointment in Miranda’s previous text message.

by Hoteapot January 21, 2025

Flagshagger

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025

flabsacking

when you accidentally or on purpose melt your cock and balls and all you have left is a flabby sack

i just melted my balls now im flabsacking

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella February 25, 2025

Fatsicle

(n.) a word used to describe a glutton, a fat person eating, or just a large person.

“My math teacher this year is such a fatsicle; she’s always eating and never teaching.”

by fuckleberrylover April 9, 2025

Fatsquatch

A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.

These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.

Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there

Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers

by MFG.24 June 16, 2025

fatso

to call your fat friend-
means fat but in a non-offensive way
good to call friend when there being a douche bag

*playing fortnite*

"get shit on fatso"

by mykool joordinn August 16, 2025