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English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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Jake English

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
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English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.
Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English
Friend 1:’move if your gay
by Pen farmer June 19, 2024
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Timmy English

Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.
'Old New?' you seem to have learnt Timmy English
by Micc4 March 16, 2020
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English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
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Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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english

I like English.
by fm74 July 26, 2022
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