dude count 

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

dude count by JB July 23, 2003

dude shea, asspony 

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

dude shea, asspony by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004

Dude's Decalogue

Another name for the Bro-Code, the first 10 sacred commandments of laws which govern all Dude/Bro interaction.

Bro 1: Dude you totally ditched me for your girlfriend.

Bro 2: Whatever man.

Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes

Dude's Decalogue by Eagle Claw - OPS Director August 26, 2009

Dude Zoo 

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)

Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.

Dude Zoo by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

Dude chemistry 

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations.

1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."

Dude chemistry by spybat January 8, 2010

Dude Flute 

Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.

Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....

Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?

Dude Flute by John Nash I February 22, 2010

Dude Word 

1. A pronoun that takes the place of a guy's friends.
2. Also the words that a guy using the above description would use in any given sentence.

1. Dude, Bro, Man, Homie, BUD, etc.
2. Kyle: Hey bud, haven't talked in forever! How ya been?

Corey: Bud? My least favorite dude word!

Dude Word by I_Hate_Dude_Words March 19, 2010