Doctor Who Disease

Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.

Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.

by jazzdrums December 24, 2014

swallow a big dose of shut up

Asking someone to shut up (be quiet); Saying that someone needs to shut their mouth; Wanting to shut someone up; Wanting someone to just shut the hell up already.

"Dude, someone really needs to make Jeff swallow a big ol' dose of shut up."

"Sarah... damn girl, you need to swallow a big dose of shut up before something bad happens to ya."

"Man... someone needs to make him swallow a big ol' dose of shut up already!!"

by LadyDucatnip May 1, 2008

vaginal disease

a disease of the vagina

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Valentine's Disease

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.

Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.

by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008

dose

1. someone who does dumb things.
2. a person who has the bad luck of dumb things happening to them.

1. Why do you stick candies up your nose? What a dose!

2. How did you get gum on the back of your pants? You are such a DOSE!

by Dr. Dose July 31, 2005

dosey

See daft. Chiefly British.

"Bugger off, you dosey slag!"

"I left your jumper at my house, sorry for being so dosey!"

by Lis April 24, 2005

fishskin disease

see harlequin fetus.

Fishskin disease most probably will haunt your dreams.

by rich January 26, 2005