A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.
You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.
by AstroDoc July 18, 2009
Get the dogstacle mug.To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily male nor female) who is by nature acting just off as having a dogs personality, perhaps somebody who is being a dog like sexually or ill mannered or abusive and needs to get few slaps to sane-up or sober-up..
Just as bitchslap, if a girl or a guy wants to slap (an abusive) somebody all crazy and needs a word use dogslap..
He did like that, you should have just dogslaped his arse to hell..
He did like that, you should have just dogslaped his arse to hell..
by Dolphinized.. January 13, 2011
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1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.
2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.
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2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.
canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend
by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016
Get the Dogsplaining mug.A person who sucks ass at playing video games. This type of gamer has zero skills and usually has "D3ViLGUy666X420x" as a gamertag. Dogshit gamers are also sweaty players who try unnecessarily hard to win a game as if there were real money on the line.
Dogshit gamer: 0h Mi gOd iM So PrO MaH tEaM SuKz I bEsT oNe wE lOsT CuZ mAh TeAm NoObz PlZ RepOrT UnINsTaLl gAMe
Real Gamer: We lost because you're a dogshit gamer kid.
Real Gamer: We lost because you're a dogshit gamer kid.
by FlyingWeasel May 4, 2021
Get the Dogshit Gamer mug.A way to express the fact, the pipe you are smoking with friends is empty, and only ash is left. Other examples: beat or dead.
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Get the Dog's Ass mug.Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"
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