Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.

beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.

by dykefather September 20, 2021

roblox daters

there are people in roblox who date in some games like roblox high school and in many dating games but these are all gonna get rekt cuz new updates

woah see the roblox daters there dating with e-girls

by hulksmash5718 October 15, 2021

apathy deer

apathy deer is something some people may say whenever like theres a apathetic deer in there backyard cause there in like kansas or something and there like ''wow, that deer ?? really just does not care at all dude about those like grass blades'' ''yeah thats a pretty apathy deer moment if you ask me, ryan'' and then the deer, well, they just, EAT those blades of grass like its NOBODYS business, and they dont even CARE. its commonly used as a slang term with people from US states that have deers, and are basically just trees and farm land and how did people even build there and really, why ???

person one : hey ryan, have you seen that deer ??

person two : oh yeah there really a apathy deer right now, i barely have ever seen those

by angelism April 15, 2022

sniper deer

A YouTube channel who does not make good videos but gets subs anyways.

Sniper deer is weird

by Wordman59420 April 21, 2022

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Online Dater

A person who uses ill-suited websites, video games or platforms with the intention of finding a romantic or sexual partner as they are simply too pathetic in face-to-face interactions to find a romantic partner offline. Said person is often a teenager between the ages of 13 and 17. However, younger kids may online date as they see older kids doing it and may see it as cool.

Online Dater: abc for gf (;
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit

by Some lifeless loser September 22, 2022

Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.

Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022