donkey sucking uncle fucker

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

donkey penis

a very large penis or cock

Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis

by fakebird January 21, 2008

Donkey Douche

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

by dxh September 30, 2010

its on like donkey kong

A phrase to denote that it's time to throw down or compete at a high level; something is about to go down. The use of the comical video game character Donkey Kong provides comic relief but the phrase itself has greater or more significance than simply its on.

Many people incorrectly assume the phrase's origins are from various movies in which it is used but term was popularized by rapper Ice Cube when he used the phrase in the song "Now I gotta Wet'cha" off his Predator album in 1992. It is unknown at this time whether Ice Cube was the person that originally coined the phrase.

Friend: Yo dog, I just hooked up like 2 kegs and got all the honies from Alpha Epsilon Omega to come to the party you gotta check this shit there is like 4 girls to every 1 guy!

Me: Snap, Its on like donkey kong, nigga!

by BJ Penn July 12, 2006

Electric donkey punch

The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.

The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.

by cravy November 18, 2007

donkament

A poker tournament, especially online, that is filled with bad players.

Man, no one folds a hand in this donkament.

by snelgrave June 24, 2007

Reef Donkey

A amberjack that swims around reefs or sunken boats off the coast of the Outer Banks.

The Jackass of the sea.

The hardest fighting fish this side of Oregon Inlet.

Someone who really pisses you off at work.

A hard headed son of a bitch.

Dude, your a fuckin reef donkey, i hope you catch herpies.

by Mann Jr October 30, 2007