Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016

portuguese dildo

The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.

Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?

by fatboi September 26, 2014

Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005

DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

by doug collins February 27, 2008

dildo

what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

by Brian57 December 23, 2007

dildo sanchez

1.Term most commonly used by horny highschool guys that will never get laid. Most oftenly an exclamation of hard penetration or rapid intercourse. Used sometimes as a transative verb or a prepositional phrase in itself.
2.Alias used by a horny kid named Zack
3.Large black parts hammering an undersized component.

Justin:"Heh, bet that chick takes it hard."
Zack:"F*in Dildo Sanchez, grrruahrhehr."
Justin:"Shut up, fag."

by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009