Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009

Chunce

A drug dealer who rips people off. Or anyone that rips someone off

Jeff: Yo I just sold a .5 for $20
Zac: you f**king chunce

by Cpt_Scubbings December 3, 2014

Crunch Time

Crunch time is what you say to a women before laying down a serious smashing.

"When i put my blue suit on, you might as well call me the captain, cause it's crunch time!"

by Jonathan Torres. April 11, 2005

The Crunch

The need for a morning Dump;
The inability to shit, even when the need is

"christ that first coffee has given me the crunch"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"

by towek September 13, 2009

Crispity Crunchity Peanut Buttery

1) Having an accute sense of style, originating from within or around the ghetto (da hood)

2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit

- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq

Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly

Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!

Isales: Thanks bro.

Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.

by Scotty McScotterson November 16, 2009

Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.

Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

by Alligator face April 5, 2011

CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S

A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"

"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."

by D&nya December 14, 2007