Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot March 03, 2018

Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.

*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021

Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.

Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!

by nooneneedsjerry March 04, 2021

Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Condom

Penis balloon

He uses a condom

by Bread bank October 19, 2019