A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
Condom Leung is the god of condoms. he likes to say "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" a lot and likes broken condoms.
by 8745Master69 December 11, 2019
by Adventure13.1 May 5, 2017
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019