jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas
by shittter6969 December 25, 2020
Get the Happy Christmasmug. When it rains on Christmas Day. This occurs when the local climate/conditions are not right for snow, which of course would be a "white Christmas".
Nah mate, Down Under we never get a white Christmas because it's summer. We do get a blue Christmas sometimes when it rains, though
by Brickdictionary118 December 24, 2014
Get the Blue Christmasmug. - The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005
Get the christmas karlingmug. Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well
by streetthug23 December 18, 2008
Get the white christmasmug. by Lub27 February 13, 2007
Get the white christmasmug. When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011
Get the Christmas Hammug. On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.
Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!
by burnsbras August 30, 2009
Get the Black Christmasmug.