Catch some smoke

What you say to a guy when you want to scrap

Man fuck you, you trying to catch some smoke?

by Lilbanz June 8, 2018

Catchy

Either the COVID-19 pandemic or ¨Happy¨ by Pharrel Williams.

Song: Because I´m happy....
Person: Woah, this song is catchy!

by The qwertyuiop demon November 4, 2020

Catch-22

The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

by anon November 4, 2004

catch22

Heads I win. Tales you loose.

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it.

~ Brian Kernighan
~ http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~bwk/

(a classic example of catch22)

by wincliff April 26, 2009

catch my bar

verb. Bay Area, California term meaning suck my dick.

Jenna can catch my bar any day!

by SwagSwagWoo August 20, 2010

catch a Kennedy

To be shot fatally in the head with a pistol from behind, typically when one is least expecting it. Origin Ghostface Killah.

You better check yo self before you catch a Kennedy

by Sleazy, The 8th Dwarf October 26, 2010

poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.

"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006