caleb

a real fat ugly man who sits next to me in class acts smart but is attualy dumb and is very mean (to me)

Caleb: your smart

Me:crying inside

Also Me : not true

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Caleb

The rip off guy version of Kayla. Oh. And some Caleb's are nice, but others are dicks. It's a 50,50 with them. The name were if there's two people in the room, this is how it will go down. Look at the example.

Friend: "Hey, Kayla?"
Caleb and Kayla: "Yeah?"
Friend: "Not you, Kayla, Caleb. With the b at the end."
Kayla: "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know. They sound similar, and you hardly, ever pronounce the b, unless if you say it slowly and loudly. Like this." "CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB."

by Mysterious Girl0919 November 18, 2020

Caleb

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.

Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.

Eden: did u see Caleb he smacked that small child with a book
Will: yeah he’s dead

by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020

Caleb

He is sad give him a hug

Caleb is a sad person

by I’m sad December 24, 2020

caleb depression

The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling

These tiktoks of Caleb are giving me caleb depression

by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021

Caleb

Caleb is the most caring loving guy that is loyal and supper funny all the girls will fall for him but he only picks one her name is Bayleigh with beautiful blue eyes and soft golden blonde hair he is great at hugs and kisses and he reassures you in times of doubt he will be the most caring guy to anyone who chooses him as a friend

Kid: hey i think bayleigh likes you
Caleb: no way shes so pretty she will never like me
Kid:go ask
Caleb: do you like me
Bayleigh: yes!
Caleb: i like you too :)

by The bear in the BIG black wood January 3, 2021

Caleb

me
I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.

Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."

by Fan.boy.for.real January 19, 2021